Episode 3
Cousin, let's go.
Mother! Go go go!
Cousin! Mother!
I keep dreaming on about you
Cousin, cousin
Have you heard of a saying
What saying
It is taking two peoples name
And write it down on a paper, then it becomes a marriage certificate
Then it can swoosh and fly up to the sky
The Matchmaker God thinks that the two
Is meant to be
It has nothing do with the Matchmaker God
It must be the wind, it flys up Swoosh
No
Can't you be a little more romantic, Cousin?
Looks, it's fun
Isn't it?
But too bad I don't have any paper or pen on me
So I can't do that with you
Don't worry, I already prepared it
You even thought about that
Are you surprised?
Are you very surpised?
Cousin, let's fly the kite together
Hold this for me, we don't need that
Here lets play with this
Do you know?
Over here has our names written down?
We just need to fly it up to the sky
We can let it fly up so high
The the Matchmaker God can see it clearly
See it clearly
Then we both can live till we're old
We put it high in the air
Then we can be together forever and ever
Aren't you very happy?
Come, come, come
We're ready, come on let's fly it
We're ready cousin, here here
1 2 3 Here Its high
It's soo much fun! Cousin
Keep flying, Keep flying
Swoosh
It blew away cousin, the string broke cousin
Don't blame me, what a pity
We will play another day
No, that's our marriage certificate
I want you, I want you to bring it back
Someone, someone
Don't, Don't
It has our two names down
We have to get it back together
Go, Bring it back to me
Let me bring it back
Cousin will get it, Cousin will go
Cousin, I want to go Cousin I want to go
Cousin can go by himself, wait for me
Wait for me
I want to go, cousin!
What a coincidence, take a look Smart like a boy, pretty like a girl
Why'd you come
When I came out , I thought
The god must want me to walk this way
I didnt think it would lead to you
Tell me, Isn't this meant to be?
Look at you, your happiness
Can make me feel unhappy
The sky has lightning, and the ground has fire
Whatever we do we'd get results
You're just one person, how come you're so busy
Do you want to stop and rest for a while
Here I'll give you a surprise
It's a small surprise, only Huang Shang could eat it
I brought it just for you
Didn't you say you were passing by?
Why would you bring that to me
I wanted you to eat it
So I brought it with me at all times
I didn't know
Where and when i could find you
You don't see me working
Eat first, then work come, come
I take one bite you take one bite
You don't want to eat it, its okay, I'll feed you
I'll give you something good too
Over here has a fake eunuch!
Quickly, quickly catch him
There's a fake eunuch
Where is it
Do you see it cousin
Where is it
Cousin, I see, I see
Look it's on the roof
Quick take it, take it
Someone, someone bring a long ladder
It's okay, I'll do it myself
You know how to fly Cousin
Cousin, I'm coming too
Cousin, don't come up here
Cousin can do this
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You can do it, You can do it
Cousin you can do it, Cousin you can do it
Cousin you can do it
You got it, you got it
Cousin I got it
Cousin, you're so handsome
I can't take it, here's another one
Cousin I'm coming, endure it!
Not good, Someone fell in
Here
Wake up, wake up
Wake up
You woke up
Are you okay
Thank you
Cousin! Cousin where are you?
Cousin
Where did you go cousin?
Cousin, I'm scared I'm looking for you
Cousin, Cousin quickly come out
She's looking for you, why are you hiding here
Sorry pal
I really don't want to see this cousin
You.. You okay
I'm fine
Your clothes are wet, follow me
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How strange
Before you were nice and you talked a lot
What's wrong with you today
Why aren't you saying anything
That... no, You're just thinking too much
Just now,
How come you were avoiding you're big cousin?
Saying it in a simple way
My mother wants to have grandchildren
So.. so she brought her over
Same with my mother
Eveyrtime she sees me she just talks and talks
I know she's doing it for my own good
But this is really annoying
What do you think happened to me afterwards
What happened
Thank you
Don't thank me, we are good friends
But I dont know your name
You're working here in the palace too
I.. I am the reading rooms high status worker
Called Siu Ji Pin
What do you do there?
I help Huang Shang write things..
Correct things, Analyze things
Its just those type of things
I know, I was sentenced here to Tai Hospital
Because you helped me
Its nothing
I just told Huang Shang there was a talented person
If we just leave it alone
It would be our lost
Thank you
Thanks for what
Actually I think I should represent Huang Shang to thank you
You help so many commoners and love helping people
Just hitting birds
A miracle doctor
Right?
Hmmm then what is the Emperor like?
The Emperor... he's the same as everyone else
He normally needs to eat...
Bathe... go to the toilet...
If he is tired... he would want to go to sleep
He would also feel tired and sleepy
That is what you think
The commoners dont think that way
Actually everyone thinks that the Emperor is stupid
I was just spouting nonsense
Please dont take it too seriously
Its alright... actually the Emperor...
wants to know every much, what his people think of him
You have any opinions just speak
Its alright, come on say, say
Even though its the Emperor who helped me enter
But this is two different things!
The other time, when the department of Dong Chuan was searching amongst the people
I heared it was cause the palace lost something.
Even if there is a problem with the palace security
You shouldnt use the people to take the blame
You say, doesnt this show that the Emperor is muddle and stupid?
He has been the Emperor only for less than a year now
In the palace, the magistrate has high power
They would use the Empress Dowager against the Emperor
Bothering the Emperors duty
All the magistrates from the outside lies to the high magistrates in the palace
Even if the Emperor wants to do it
But no one helps him
Since its like this, there is no use
I say that the Emperor should
Get some people that is trustworthy to help him
Like you, very smart
Good martial arts, and brave
If you worked together with the Emperor
All the citizens would have food to eat
Everyone can read and write
Everyone who's sick can go to the doctor
As long as we have the heart we would succeed
Dont think too much
Some things should be done right away
If you keep thining about it, you cant let it go right?
Everyone will be counting on you
Yeah, thinking about it is not good
If things need to be done then they should be done
Thank you buddy
Its getting late, i should go
Next time
I'll send someone to get you a big water pot
Today, thank you
Its me that should thank you
You helped me to get in to Tai Hospital
How can i find you?
How about this, You fly a kite
When i see a kite
I'll look for you
I know now Good Bye
Im leaving
Why is it you?
How about it? I came at the right time
Put me down!
Do you
Ever work everyday you always play around
Theres something wrong
These people just sweep the floorsand pour out the urine buckets
Those people are Eunuchs
I am undercover im different
If you have nothing to do
Find something to do
I'm very busy
I know you're busy
So i came to look for you
To see if you need any help
Why are you looking for a book? What book?
I'll help you look for it Jin Ping Mei right?
Please
For now on dont show up in my face walking around
However far you want go further
Why so angry?
I know we both have gone through some misunderstanding
You need time to understand
The way we think are different from each other
Here, To remove the awkwardness between us
Lets hug
You want lips?
Freeze
Im not talking to you I'm talking to her
This Gong Gong, whats the matter
The Emperor has an order, to see this doctor
Hurry go, Dont keep the Emperor waiting
Or the Emperor will be mad, quickly go
Didnt we just walked around here?
All the palaces places look alike
In actuality we have walked very far
Where are you bringing me?
Okay, okay, okay hurry hurry
Were here, This way
They're.. they're pooping, It smells horrible
You two Gong Gong
When you go to the bathroom you should go by yourself
Continue, take your time
Wrong... wrong
Come in here to hide
This room is different
This room.. Let me tell you
Cousin, cousin, cousin!
Cousin, you're playing with me again
This time when i catch you
I need to kiss you more
Listen to me, Your cousin really likes you
How come shes born like this?
From a far view shes gorgeous But from a closer view its the opposite
With one kiss you will have a bad dream!
You, thats right
Hes that person who helped us the other day
What that person? My name is Zhang Zhe San
If you dont mind
You can call me your saviour
Why are you here as a Eunuch
Why should i tell you why im a Eunuch?
I didnt even ask you yet
What are you doing here in the palace?
Let me talk, cant you show some respect
He is the reading rooms Han Li Magistrate
If hes not in the palace, would he be at your house?
Han.. Han Li.. Did that hurt?
Then I wont stop you from playing your little game
Lets find another day to talk
Who exactly are you?
Why do you care who i am?
Listen to me, he's
He is the Emperors spy, hes called Xiao San
Don't tell anyone
Didn't I tell you?
Don't just tell anybody
Wait, how come I never heard
That the Emperor has a spy?
What kind of status do you have?
The more people who knows, the more dangerous it is
The Emperor only tells people he trusts
This doesnt mean the Emperor doesnt respect you
He did it for your own safety
Okay, the day is almost over
We'll leave, We'll talk to you another time
Dont you need to make your medicine herb
Lets go
Then we'll see you later
Good bye
Leave, leave safely
Goodbye spy
My "precious"
We couldnt even protect you
Whats with the politeness
Xiao San, Xiao San, come over here
Theres a place for you here
Coming, coming
Coming coming, dont move
Whats going on? What "precious"?
I already told you earlier
If you keep this longer like this, it will get expired
Bring it out to the sun to get dried
Dont bring this to joke around okay?
Xiao San, in the palace you are the youngest
You jump. come on, Jump
Why do I need to jump?
For suicide
Didn't I tell you to not lose confident
What suicide?
You don't know
Don't know which Eunuch
Got Li Gong Gong upset! Now Li Gong Gong
Wants to take all our "precious"
Yes! Taking it away
Being an Eunuch is sad enough
Even when we die all our body parts wont be together
I am sorry to my father and mother
Everyone, everyone let's jump
Let's jump together, 1 2 3
Stop, stop stop! Jumping will not help us
How about this I'll think of a plan
To get through this tough situation
Really San Ge?
You're not lying to us right?
If you really helped us
We.. we all will take care of you!
Yeah everyone will take care of you
Everyone is my buddy, don't be so polite
Okay, everyone go back
Go back, go back
I'll think of a plan
Go back, go back
Hurry go back
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Are you here to steal things?
Be quiet
You again
I beg you dont come and look for me here at Tai Hospital anymore
Its the middle of the night, why are you bringing so many people
You say, you tell
Its like this
Li Bao Chuan lost his "precious" so hes in a bad mood
So hes taking his anger out on us Eunuch
Taking away our "precious"
Yeah, yeah
So its like that, then after?
So thats why i brought them here
To borrow some medicine to pretend it's our "precious"
Help us out
You want to steal things and you want me to be a part of it?
I see that you must be crazy!
Show your sincerity.
Help us, please help us.
Help, help us.
If they take away our "precious." We will die without all our body parts!
We will be sorry to our parents.
Yes, we will be sorry to our parents!
Sorry! It's true.
Stand up, stand up.
Da Ge help us out.
Call him Godfather. Godfather please help us!
Okay ,okay, you're giving me more trouble!
Say it with more meaning!
Godfather, godfather I beg of you.
Stand up, dont call.
Godfather, I beg of you.
We are begging you godfather.
Da Ge, how does Wong Chi and Gang Chau look like?
Its all gonna loook the same
You guys dont take some random medicines
Just take it and go dont cause anything else
Do you hear what the godfather say?
The most important part
Is to find the one that looks like yours the most
Do you know? We know
Be quiet, move
Found it!
Take a look! Quick quick quick!
"Precious" my precious
What's there to cry about?
Open it, Let me see your "precious"
Gong Gong
Speak! Who else in the palace uses a fake "precious"?
Quick speak, quick quick!
Quickly speak
Whats there to look at?
Everyone just wants to cheat there way in
How loyal
Gong Gong, It's him!
It was his plan
It was his plan, its him, it was him
He Tian, Whose He Tian?
Its me
Whats wrong?
Capture him, Yes
If you have something to say, then say!
Dont use force
Wait, wait wait What did He Tian do?
Li Gong Gong has an order
He Tian stole some medicines for the Eunuch
He needs to go to jail
Let's leave, yes
Let go, you guys let go
Let go, let go, let go of me
Wait, I have something to say
Can you give me some time?
I need to do something
Why are you flying a kite? Come down quickly
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Get him. Yes
Lao Tze They searched for it clearly
We have lost a few medicinal things.
Theres nothing else that is gone?
Nope. This guy is pretty dumb
Stealing medicines that arent worth much
What is his plan behind this?
Sorry, I did wrong
I'm the one who stole them
Sorry.
I have shamed Tai Hospital.
Why are you acting so pitiful? You want us to pity you?
Lao Tze, I think this type of person
is very shameful to Tai Hospital.
He deserves to be caught!
Okay
Leave, yes.
Sorry, Lao Tze.
It's cute, I'll give it to you.
What kind of time is it?
We dont even know if we can get out alive.
I dont have the time to play around
Don't worry I have been through everything.
Don't worry. We just stole a few medicinal products.
Just to play around with that old man.
If the sky falls I'll hold it.
Here, Let Ge Ge kiss you.
Buddy
Are you okay?
I saw the kite and came looking for you immediately!
Did the guards harm you?
Were fine, I knew that
You would definitely come and rescue us!
I know what happened
It's just some medicine.
It wont be that hard to solve.
Xiao San, are you okay?
I'm fine. Why wouldnt I be fine?
I'm just doing something.
That person cannot get used to a place like this
Think of a plan.
and save us.
Don't worry, I'll handle this.
I need you to help me with something.
Do not let my mother know about this.
I understand, dont worry.
I will definitely think of a way to save you guys.
Im counting on you
Here look after this
Emperor. Greetings Emperor
Greetings Emperor
Please
I didnt know your highness would come here
How shameful. I deserve to die
This time i came to ask for Gong Gongs help
Put down an order to
free that Eunuch and that Tai hospitals doctor.
What they stole wasn't anything expensive.
Just locking them into jail like that
Wouldn't Gong Gong think that
it is a small situation turned big?
Emperor, today they fooled us.
Stealing Tai Hospital's medicine
they dont care about the rules
Today, I had to order the Eunuchs and the government services
If somethings wrong there must be a good way to solve
if its like this. No one would listen to me.
I have already asked you this
but you won't let go of this matter?
You're overthinking this.
This was Empress Dowagers request.
I don't dare to reject the order.
Don't you agree?
Okay, don't say any more.
Bao Chuan worked hard for the palace.
His servants did wrong how can he not punish them?
Even if these two did wrong.
They did it to help the other Eunuchs.
They don't need to accept such a harsh punishment.
Huang Er
it's just an Eunuch and a Tai hospital doctor.
Do you really need to spend your time on them?
You are doing so much to free them?
Why don't you think about your life.
These are two different things
and my business with my life
doesn't need to be rushed.
How is it not the same?
This kid, doesn't even consider your mother's feelings.
You should at least think of your country
and who can succeed you
You're making me impatient!
Do you want to let your mother...
To beg for forgiveness from your ancestors?
Mother, that's not my intention.
I only wish Mother would take back your orders.
And let those two go.
No. I've already decreed an imperial edict.
Tomorrow afternoon, they would be executed.
It's already been decided. Nothing else to say.
Mother!
Okay. You go do your work.
I'm tired. I want to rest for a bit.
Son shall leave.
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This child...
What's the matter with you?
Whatever you want to say, just say it.
...Being all fussy (like a girl.)
Nothing much...
Just wanted to ask you if you're hungry...
Unless you have methods of getting the food...?
And can get whatever you want?
I want to eat roast pig, bbq meat, hot pot.
Do you have that!
No. Only water.
Eh, how long have you known this Han Lin?
Met him the same day I met you.
Is there a problem?
None. I just think that...
You two seem familiar to each other, just casually asking.
Eh, what do you think of him?
If in comparison to me...
Who between us is better?
I think right now you should think about...
whether we can both get out of here safely.
You...why is your head so full of nonsense?
Didn't this Han Lin tell us not to worry?
If it wasn't for the fact that my identity cannot be exposed,
I would've taken you out already. Don't worry.
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He Tian, Zhang Ji San, follow me!
They've arrived.
I've guessed it!
Is it the Emperor's people
Just need to move and he gets it?
And prepared such rich dishes...!
So thankful!
Your face looks bad (pale)
Did we cause you to get yelled at by the Emperor?
No. It's not that.
This time. I really have no solution.
Tomorrow afternoon...you guys will be executed.
How is that possible?
Didn't you say it's just a bunch of herbs?
Xiao San. You. Aren't you the King's secret spy?
Quickly find a way to tell him!
I...I...I am actually not a spy.
I was just fooling around.
Didn't mean to lie to you on purpose.
If that's not called on purpose, then what is called on purpose!
Even if he is a spy...
He can't help much. This is the Empress's edict.
Even the Emperor cannot do anything.
Able to meet you guys...it's really my blessing.
I'm sorry.
We cannot blame you for this.
If we have to blame, we should blame that thief.
After he stole Lee Bo Chuan's treasure,
he caused such havoc.
Everyone's suffering as a result.
Even palace's Eunuchs got their "Precious" burnt.
Me and Xiao San...are only one of many victims.
If I could...
You HAVE to catch that flying thief and bring him to justice!
Only this way...behind us...
There won't be any more innocent people suffering.
Also, help me take care of my mom.
That's all. I've already concluded everything.
Since this is our lives' last meal,
Then let's eat full, drink full, and be happy ghosts.
Don't frown. Everyone drink together.
About that...I have to pee, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Brother, do you want to go?
One person going is so boring.
Two people will make it rowdier. Go, go.
Go, go!
You, don't get drunk. We'll be right back.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
What's the issue we can't discuss inside?
I'm the thief who stole Lee Bo Chuan's "Precious"
Why are you staring at me like that?
I didn't lie to you.
His "Precious" is this thick, this tall.
Made out of pure gold. In the front, there are jewels.
You...you really are that thief?
He placed that "Precious" in a room, 4 walls with doors.
The middle is empty. On top, there's a pillar.
Hanging one "Precious."
Do you need me to draw you a map?
But...but your kung fu is so powerful...
Why did you go and become a Eunuch?
it's a long story.
If not for my unhealed injuries, I would've left long ago.
Why didn't you steal antiques?
You had to steal "Precious," why?!
I didn't do it for the money.
It's because I don't like him.
Do have vendetta against him?
He doesn't have any vendettas with me.
I only want to give him a lesson.
Him bullying the citizens
I could not see eye-to-eye with that.
You're quite a righteous person.
I am not the same as him. Because I am human.
This is basic human sense.
I don't read a lot of books
But this kind of principle I understand.
Fine. But why are you telling me this?
This incidence occured because of me.
Don't care if it's life or death, I'll take responsibility.
But this has nothing to do with He Tian.
You have to save him.
If he's okay...
I'll tell you where's that golden "Precious."
Also,
Don't tell him I'm the flying thief.
We're all good brothers.
I don't want to leave a negative impression on him.
Fine. I promise you.
A promise's a promise.
If anything happens to He Tian,
I'll make that Lee Bo Chuan die without a full corpse.
What are you thinking about?
Good punishment. Let's go, drink!
Did you drink cat's pee? Why are you so happy?
Zhang Ji San. Regret now huh?
You have this day,
Remember. Next life, be an Eunuch again.
Give me a girl.
I can create a whole clan for you.
Can you do the same?
You create a whole clan?!
Such nonsense.
what situation do we have now, you can still joke?!
If they chop, they chop. Why not be cool about it?
Come. Be happy with your brother.
Dying together is a kind of kindred fate too.
Ji San.
Why do you think Xiao Ping hasn't come yet?
He's busy!
Besides, we're not triplets.
He already treated us to dinner yesterday.
We're still considered friends.
It's hard seeing us in this situation.
You should be more considerate.
Brother! I...I need to pee.
Can you let me go the bathroom for a moment?
If you want to pee, you should wait a while.
Still need to pee! He says he still needs to pee.
Look at this! He needs to pee!
I...I need not only to pee...
I also need to go do number two (poop).
I'm dying from holding it in.
In case I explode it out..
then you guys will have a lot of trouble cleaning up.
Then let it out, let it out.
Let it out!
You bunch of retarded eunuchs!
Already so old,
yet only know how to be a dog!
Don't know how to tell right from wrong!
Ahaha, so funny!
Sword's not out yet,
Don't mess with them.
What if they chop half, and leave a half in place?
I can't live anymore anyways
Cursing them will at least make my heart feel better!
Good point. GOVERNMENT INCOMPETENT!
Knows they've wronged good people!
Dog Officials All Over World!
Those left behind cannot bear sons/grandsons!
Death so close to head...
Mouth still don't know how to keep quiet.
Come guards, execute!
GO!
Hurry, hurry! Quickly, quickly
Be careful, be careful Be very careful